Bruh your voltron headcanons actually got me to watch voltron

ironinkpen:

this is too much power for one human being to have

• hunk insists that they drop kaltenecker off somewhere in the milky way
• because milky way. milk. it’s- it’s a cow–
• come on guys we have to do it the joke’s too good to pass up
• one time lance forgot how to say the word “sword” in english so he asked keith where his “giraffe knife” was instead
• [anything happens] “isn’t this a star trek trope”
• allura will sometimes make herself a little taller before diplomatic meetings to look more intimidating
• lance’s favorite pastime is greatly underestimating pidge’s age
• “isn’t pidge a little too young for this” “lance i’m literally like two years younger than y-” “i mean she’s just a baby??? practically an infant”
• coran tried to spoon feed kolivan once
• keith: “why do i even keep you around” shiro: “because the alternative would be developing impulse control of your own”