hey you’re really nice! have a good day

ironinkpen:

aw thanks!!

• [pulls sheet on like a cape] [glares] “look i’m zarkon”
• *allura voice* “so if you could please take us to your leader- paladins why are you laughing”
• pidge: “…oh my god….. we’re the aliens”
• shiro purposefully cut the sleeves off his shirt so he could scare enemies with the robot arm
• coran is the castle’s reigning video game champ
• lance, to the alien he just rescued: “hunk is the best. he’s super strong but so gentle. he’s like an enormous, gentle ellen degeneres”
• space puns are officially banned
• this is 30% because of lance’s bad space-themed pick up lines and 70% because of hunk
• “hunk if you tell one more stupid joke-” “okay okay, i’ll stop, i’m… star-y”
• [in galra captivity] keith: “maybe we could blow up the hull?” hunk: “oh, awesome plan! just one tiny problem – and follow me closely here, the science is pretty complicated – if we blow a hole in the hull the air won’t stay inside anymore and we kinda need that to live keith”