i?? oh my god thank you???
- *allura voice* “what do you mean humans need to sleep every night”
- some people actually find hunk intimidating when they first meet him
- listen. he looks like he can bench press a school bus???
- but then they talk to him and they’re like ah. he’s a gentle creature
- lance never had this problem, he met hunk and was immediately like “aw heck yeah i just won the best friend lottery”
- lance: “so i heard you like bad boys ;)” alien: “not really” lance: “oh thank god”
- on average, shiro spends 50% of his day looking for lance or keith
- pidge doesn’t show coran earth tech anymore because he always smiles condescendingly at her and calls it “cute”
- they’ve got planet-specific memes
- “how dare you make me look at this with my own four eye spheres”
- instead of “who are you and what have you done with [insert paladin here]” it’s now “hunk get me a jellyfish i think we’ve got a case of mind-swishing here”
- “lion goddess” makes consistent comebacks
- hunk: “keith i don’t think that’s a good idea-” pidge: “no no wait let him do it, i wanna see where this goes”