1. “You can’t be mean, because I cook the food…and I could technically poison you.”
2. “DON’T FLUSH THE TOILET WHEN I’M IN THE SHOWER!”
3. “Pick your underwear up off the floor.”
“Why? You’re the one that threw them there…last night…remember?”4. “Sharing a single strand of spaghetti is not romantic. Stop asking.”
5. “You set the fire alarm off making mac and cheese!!”
6. “You just called my mom, Mom. That’s, like, better than when you said you loved me for the first time.”
7. “Potato stix. Not potato chips. Not french fries. Sticks. S-T-I-X.”
8. “Connect-four my ass. You fucking cheater.”
9. “You’re seriously going to make me sleep on the couch because I BEAT YOU IN MONOPOLY!”
10. “The blanket is a shared utensil. You can’t just wrap yourself like a burrito and leave me to freeze to death.”
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