Considering it’s Lance’s birthday today, can I ask for some Lance headcanons?

ironinkpen:

happy birthday to the goofiest guy in the galaxy!!!

• [*you became friends with lance!] [*lance will now die for you]
• keith: “we’re not rivals” also keith: “he triple dog dared me shiro i gotta-”
• fun fact: alteans can’t roll their r’s
• the first time lance does it there’s some confusion
• coran: “did you just… growl at me??”
• part of the reason lance looks up to shiro so much is because he reminds him of an action movie hero
• lance, dropping his weight on pidge: “oh no gravity is increasing on me!” pidge: “lance get your bony butt off of me right now before i kick it” 
• >:o his butt isn’t bony you take that back!!!!
• lance and coran are morning people. everyone else is… not
• lance: “god i hate him” hunk: “me too” lance: “you have no idea who i’m talking about??” hunk: “solidarity, bro”
• he really loves his weird friends
• “lance can you please stop introducing us to people as your ‘weird frien-’”
• allura: “alright, lance, shake it” [lance shimmies] “…the container lance”