One day I want to be one of those rat ladies with 3 critter nations all connected to make a giant rat house with 40 rats in it and I will love each rat individually because they’re all special and unique in their own way. And when people asks me if I have pets I will tell them in great detail about my 40 rats, their names, hobbies, fucking star sign, and it will be good and pure. Just as rats are good and pure. I love rats.