season 3 approaches….

ironinkpen:

heck yeah it does!!

• lance vs the english language: the ongoing saga
• spanish has rules and follows them. english looks at the rules, chugs a 40, and rips them up while making eye contact w you
• so anyway english is hard and weird and sometimes lance just can’t be bothered
• *keith voice* “did you just call my knife a ‘people opener’” 
• [something annoying happens] [allura adjusts cape huffily]
• keith: “tell you what. i’ll get the gasoline” shiro: “we’re not gonna burn it” keith: “come on you never let me burn anything”
• if pidge sits down somewhere after 10 pm, there’s a 70% she’ll end up sleeping in that spot
• coran gives the paladins “mobile communicators for emergencies.” so. space cellphones
• lance will send keith like 10 pictures of food goo throughout the day with the caption “it’s u” every time
• keith never answers the group chat but also can’t figure out how to mute it so he keeps getting woken up by it lmao
• pidge at 4am: “ok but if the multiverse theory is true what about the universe where it isn’t” lance: “…ask slav about this please he’ll freak out” hunk: “why are you two awake??”
• keith: “i’m not afraid” lance: “neither am i!” hunk: “well i’m terrified! these guys are professional killers! it’s their profession!!”