So tonight The Brother declined to follow up on his previous project (Holocaust Jokes at the Dinner Table) and decided to embark on a new one entitled Fuck the Poor

Did y’all know that poor people are poor because they’re stupid?  Yep, my unemployed little brother living rent-free in his upper-middle class parents’ house has solved poverty.  If every poor person just planned ahead sometimes they wouldn’t be poor!  He went to a financial advisor one time so you know it’s legit.  Also I would probably live on my own if I could just give up Netflix and Starbucks, which are making me fat anyway.  Dad backed him up.

Mother is in a depression slump BAD MOOD she doesn’t have depression, because only weak people get depression.  So she sat at the dinner table silently with her face in her hands for the entire meal.  And had a multivitamin for dinner.  So that was cool too.

And I apparently don’t have the self harm habit as kicked as I thought, turns out.

You know just the other day a neighbor came for dinner and spent the whole time talking about how we’re such a wonderful close-knit well-rounded family!

I don’t know where to go but if I dont get out of here its going to kill me and im scared.