Me: aaahhhhh I got less than four hours of sleep BUT this morning I came home with feather dust all over my shirt, bird poop on my jeans, and beak marks on my hand aka best start to a day EVER and now Alex is here and everything is wonderful aaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!
My brain: OOHOOHOOH I HAVE A GAME TO PLAY let’s play “dwell on things you desperately want but can’t have” 🙂
Me:…….why are you like this?