The conundrum:

I need to get a wisdom tooth pulled.  I’m absolutely terrified by dental work or anything to do with teeth (partially because I’ve never needed anything done to my teeth at all, no cavities or root canals or anything).  I probably could have it done quickly and relatively painlessly since it’s fully occluded and not impacted into my jawbone but I Hate having anyone else anywhere near my teeth.

I’m also terrified of being sedated/anesthetized (also because I’ve never had to have it done before) and even localized numbing Freaks Me Right The Fuck Out.

The solution: Pretend my tooth isn’t starting to seriously hurt and just wait for it to stop.