glumshoe:

My friends complimenting me: “You have lovely eyes and you’re overall very good-looking and attractive. Your hair is really nice and you have great bone structure.”
Me complimenting my friends: “Yo I’m arming myself with cold iron… it’s like you didn’t even look at a real person when you made that glamour you’re wearing. I am deeply suspicious of your symmetry and proportions ‘cause you look like you were designed by video game developers in the character creation menu to be the default elegant protagonist, and it’s really uncanny valley. Get out of my school.”