incorrectstarwarsquotes:

Selections from the unofficial Clone Trooper handbook:

1. A Sergeant in motion outranks a Lieutenant who doesn’t know what’s going on.

2. An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody.

3. Close air support and friendly fire should be easier to tell apart.

4. Everything is air-droppable at least once.

5. Only you can prevent friendly fire.

6. The longer everything goes according to plan, the bigger the impending disaster.