“Why didn’t the eagles take the ring to Mordor”
uh because they would’ve gotten their asses kicked by dragons and everyone flying on them would’ve fallen a thousand feet to their death and then the one ring would’ve been back in the bad dude’s hands because who the fuck misses HUGE ASS EAGLES trying to fly in occupied air space?? this was a covert mission, Henry, its a lot easier to sneak a bunch of three foot hobbits across miles of rocky mountain terrain than it is to cloak fucking ginormous do-good birds in the middle of empty-ass sky
There’s something really beautiful about your articulation in a way that many Tolkienites presenting the idea before just never managed to capture 😂🧡💙
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