Okay all my immediate thoughts on The Last Jedi under the cut

• Okay my childhood hero just died I’m FINE
• Yeah I know he joined the Force and all that jedi bullshit but STILL
• NO ONE CAN KILL THE SKYWALKER TWINS except themselves I guess
• I was REALLY happy with the way Ren’s story went.  I was happy that he didn’t turn for Rey.  I’m glad that they were able to surprise me with that and I’m guessing they’re going to continue to parallel Anakin and Ren will turn right before dying
• I think the kid next to me was getting tired of me heavily sighing at Luke every time he opened his mouth but come ON boy you keep talking about how the jedi need to end while dOING NOTHING DIFFERENT FROM THE PREVIOUS GENERATION OF JEDI YOU COULD HAVE FIXED THIS INSTEAD OF SULKING FOR 20 YEARS
• I’m FINE
• MOTHERFUCKING FORCE GHOSTS THEY ARE STILL AROUND
• I may have screed. A little.  I was not the only one
• Still holding out for Anakin and Obi-Wan’s ghosts
• “I’ll be with him every step of the way” WELP LUKE WAS STILL TAKING STEPS UP UNTIL THE END OF THIS ONE AND HES PRESUMABLY NOW PRANCING AROUND AS A FORCE GHOST SO WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU KENOBI
• I was VERY UPSET when they blew the bridge and it looked like Leia had died because I said I’d live as long as they gave her a good death and that was exactly the OPPOSITE OF WHAT I MEANT BY A GOOD DEATH
• I had caffeine to stay awake and am now regretting
• I saw Ahsoka’s Padawan beads in Obi-Wan’s Chest of Sadness that Maz had, so um I’m gonna need an update on her thanks star wars
• Seeing that one pilot in the fight on the salt planet my immediate thought was MIARA but she was way too young to be Miara so I’m gonna go with Miara’s kid this is my headcanon no touch
• WHERE ARE OBI-WAN AND ANAKINS FORCE GHOSTS the only acceptable explanation is that they are FINALLY having a vacation.  Somewhere tropical.  With no pirates or smugglers or sith
• Who am I kidding Obi-Wan is a trouble magnet they’ll never get peace
• LET THEM COME BACK TO TEACH REY DISNEY IM BEGGING U