gffa:
I slightly hope Kylo does get redeemed now, only because I want him to be stuck with ALL OF THEM for all eternity.
#YOU MADE YOUR BED NOW LIE IN IT KID#8 billion years of Obikin bitching/makeouts and Luke guilt-tripping you and Yoda hitting you upside the head with his stick and Qui-Gon mak#ing you eat burned kale chips#evaceratops
Listen, if I have to sit through a Kylo redemption (I’m not opposed, but I don’t know that I’m in favor, either, just… it’s Star Wars….) I WILL TAKE SOLACE IN THAT HE WILL BE STUCK WITH THE OBIKIN OLD MARRIED COUPLE ROUTINE FOREVER.
He will be stuck with being so disillusioned about WHO IS GRANDFATHER REALLY IS, because, oh, sure, most powerful Force user ever and actually really brilliant and so talented but also WHAT A NERD and he just LAYS OVER OBI-WAN’S LAP and complains that he’s tired, THEY DON’T EVEN NEED SLEEP, THEY’RE GHOSTS, and Rey never really does come around to more than tolerating him, Uncle Luke forgives him he can see it on Luke’s face every time he looks at him, and also Yoda keeps poking him in the face WITH THE POINTY END OF HIS STICK he only uses the rounded end for the others’ faces!!!
It’ll be the absolutely worst and I want it.