Luke Skywalker may have been living as a hermit on a rock for the last decade but he’s still Padmé’s son because he didn’t just astral project in his grubby bathrobe with his Wild Man O’the Woods hair, oh no: he went via the astral projection beauty salon, got a cut & blowdry, dyed his beard, and slipped into a simple but elegant classic black number. Looking good is half the battle and Luke Skywalker came to KICK ASS.