I’m so grumpy about giving out early check ins, even this time of year when it’s almost always possible, because I’M the one who then gets yelled at in the summer because “they let us check in at 4am last tiiiiiimmmeeee” when we’re sold out, or gets the “i’m a SPIRE MEMBER you should be licking my boots and thanking me for checking in at 6″ attitude from stuck up assholes.

Nah yain’t gettin in before noon fuckers and that’s generous stop calling.