so i was talking with @evaceratops and may we present….. Jedi Shaming, or, the signs each clone commander (or captain) makes their jedi general (or commander) hold up:
high general kenobi: “i haven’t slept in 72 hours”
general skywalker: “i’ve had 20 near death experiences in the past week”
commander tano: “i contributed to at least half of anakin’s near-death experiences”
high general fisto: “i take any opportunity to strip off my tunics”
high general ti: “i was this close to introducing nala se to the business end of my lightsaber”
general secura: “i flirt with my commander during important meetings”
general vos: “i am a fucking moron”
high general piell: “i make gods-awful puns about my partial blindness and stature”
high general kenobi, again: “i spent half an hour flirting with the enemy general”
high general plo: “i adopt at least three small children and/or feline creatures per planet”
high general plo, again: “i tried to adopt a gundark”
high general mundi: “i haven’t spoken with my wife in seven weeks and am driving the entire batallion insane because cerea is a warzone and i’m snapping at everyone but not pICKING UP THE DAMN COMMUNICATOR”
high general windu: “i pretend not to pick up on the chancellor’s orders until my former padawan repeats them”
high general yoda: “explain my battle strategies in metaphors, i do”
general unduli: “i believed my padawan when she told me she was fine”
Aayla is totally guilty of this. 😂
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