full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009
GOD.
I still have mental scars. Trauma. The Gundam Wars. The Dramione Wars. The Battles of Dark! and Light! and oh god. I still want a drink thinking about anything at all -shipping. The songfic. The god-awful textwalls.
My Immortal.
Dear god I’m gonna go and find myself a stiff drink now because I’m not gonna survive the night without it.