rainglazed:

#my god #i think actually obi-wan who keeps having critical fails and successes #‘i roll to cut the cyborg’s arm off’ [rolls a natural one] ’ …… you chunk your sword and take the cyborg in ur arms’ #‘i roll to redeem my brother’ [rolls a natural one] ’……. you slice off all his remaining limbs and tumble him into lava’ (via @themikeymonster) 

ALTERNATE CAPTION: 

“Maybe this WOULDN’T HAVE HAPPENED if you’d used sense motive ONCE this entire campaign Anakin!” -Padme while banging pots and pans together