Me: lol yeah I ship them a lot and think they love each other so much it hurts in canon but they’re also pretty bad for each other, it’s destructively codependent and half the fun of writing about them is imagining them destroying each other in so many ways aside from how it went in canon.
Somebody else: *writes an insightful meta about how objectively bad for each other they are*
Me: ………….
Me: …okay what the FUKC–