Wow that may be my first ever encounter with a human being who has had his sense of humor surgically removed.

I was working on a check in, I’d seen his credit card and it was a company card with a name like “visual solutions” or something on it.  But I wasn’t positive so I asked him what company he’s with.

He says “rich chicks.”  Which is no where close to what’s on his card and he’s stayed here before but not under that name so I think he’s joking, and kinda laugh it off and look at him.  He says “I’ve stayed here before, want to see my business card?”  I say sure, still thinking this is a setup, and when he hands me the card I say “huh, that’s an unusual company name,” and give it back.

And he EXPLODES.  “WHAT IS THIS DO YOU NOT BELIEVE YOUR CUSTOMERS THIS IS OFFENSIVE WHAT DID I DO TO MERIT THIS KIND OF INTERROGATION IT’S RICH CHICKS JUST PUT THAT DOWN AND STOP BEING RUDE TO A PAYING CUSTOMER!!!”

I apologize, explain that I really didn’t mean to be rude, I just get people joking around with me a lot, and I’m sorry that I offended him.

He yanks his key cards out of my hand and marches down the hallway, ranting all the way.  “I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE SEEN SUCH ABHORRENT BEHAVIOR TOWARDS A SPIRE MEMBER THIS KIND OF TREATMENT WILL NOT STAND I AM GOING TO MAKE SURE YOUR MANAGERS HEAR ABOUT HOW RUDE YOU WERE TO ME WHEN I’VE HAD A LONG DAY AND JUST WANT TO SLEEP AND INSTEAD I GET THIS ATTITUDE–”

I think he stopped when he got into the elevator, but he might well have continued all the way to his room like that.

Sorry I’m not a robot and do possess a personality ya fucking walnut.