People On Tumblr at 3AM MST

gallusrostromegalus:

• People who are going to regret being up at 3AM in two or three hours
• ADHD.fuck
• Night Shift enjoying thier boss not being around
• Americans that are just now googling MST and discovering there’s a fourth continental time zone.  
• Vampires
• Americans just now discovering Hawaiian Time Also Exists
• Hawaiians that need to GO TO BED
• The Australians ™
• Irish John, who drank a ton of coffee at that concert so he could drive people home and is supposed to be sleeping on my couch, but drank a ton of coffee and is marathoning Gravity Falls instead because I accidentally told him that the plot appears in episode 7.
• confused werewolves
• Chupacabra, but only becuase they forgot to organize the queue on thier Pastel Aesthetic Blog earlier and want to post on time
• The triangle will show up later John, please go to bed
• You too Hawaiians.
• Honestly? Most of the rest of the world is awake right now and the American-centric prespective on Tumblr and in media at large really obscures how the world really operates.  People in Finland are having lunch. Some guy in Benin is sleeping in with his cat. Several Million people in Bejing are getting ready for dinner, and absolutely none of this is weird at all, time is an illusion, even if we stay within the context of normal human interactions.  Do what you want, and be excellent to eachother.
• That said
• Go the fuck to bed John.