The Signs as Qui-Gon Jinn

jediemma:

Aries: Qui-Gon’s ability to invite a sith lord to his funeral

Taurus: Qui-Gon using the force to: win bets, vulcan nerve pinch beings he adopted and trying to Jedi mind trick everyone he comes across

Gemini: Qui-Gon’s unnoticed and ongoing commentary as a Force Ghost in AotC and RotS

Cancer: Qui-Gon’s amused backseat driving when you’re about to get eaten

Leo: Qui-Gon’s obsession with THE LIVING FORCEEEEEE

Virgo: Qui-Gon’s ability to talk about the kid you hate as he’s dying in your arms

Libra: Qui-Gon’s insatiable need to hit on the chosen one’s mom

Scorpio: Qui-Gon’s inability to tell when teen girls are pulling “The Parent Trap” on him

Sagittarius: Qui-Gon’s ability to lie about why he’s stealing your blood

Capricorn: Qui-Gon’s refusal to NOT adopt every lifeform he comes across

Aquarius: Qui-Gon’s non commitement to a full ponytail

Pisces: Qui-Gon’s inability to not show off his ridiculously fast reflexes right after he talks about how fast Jedi reflexes are