aries: ventress locking boba fett in a box and selling him
taurus: the one clone throwing a plate of plain toast at cad bane
gemini: quinlan vos doing a flip out of a plane hundreds of feet in the air just to fucking roast obi-wan
cancer: ahsoka’s lesbian vibes with every girl she interacts with ever
leo: saaaahvaj owprez
virgo: the times where there are really gruesome deaths (e.g. clone getting cut in half with security doors) but no blood, ever
libra: cody and his men dog-piling grievous
scorpio: fives’ maniacal laughter as he steals the ship
saggitarius: oooOOOooOOoh. MEtEoR shO w eR.
capricorn: every time obi-wan strokes his beard
aquarius: ‘running HITHER and YON as if on a CRUSADE’
pisces: darth maul being literally incapable of shutting the fuck up, ever