gallusrostromegalus:

lylilunapotter:

gallusrostromegalus:

katy-l-wood:

gallusrostromegalus:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

buckinwildstory:

gallusrostromegalus:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

gallusrostromegalus:

gallusrostromegalus:

thebibliosphere:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

trashfirefallon:

guys I think Mia is fucking dead.

I’m still here

The real question is are you saying that before or after you hit altitude because oh boy you may wish you are not.

I’m watching her slowly getting more ADHD and developing hand tremors. Hardier than anticipated (I’ve had visitors black out at baggage claim before) and honestly I kinda feel like a badass.

“YOU ARE LACTOSE TOLERANT AND DON’T LIVE AT FUCKING SEA LEVEL.”

–@theshitpostcalligrapher who is now experiencing altitude sickness at full blast, yelling at @propheticfire for not being sick.

Yet.

i mean im still fuckin ghere im just paying for my hubris to the mountain gods with shaky hands and a vomit forecast at roughly 65%, subject to change depending on how much of this is due to cream cheese 

I apologise for feeding you cheese. Please don’t throw up in my car.

Me: *watching this unfold like high drama or an episode of jackass, unsure which*

griffin mcelroy voice: why not both 

An Update: @mazarinedrake is here and even more messed up somehow. I need a border collie to herd all of them to the car.

Poor, wayward flatlanders.

They’re doing better now.  Perhaps they were feelign the intensely cursed nature of DIA rather than the altitude. @theshitpostcalligrapher Didn’t start feeling bad until I showed her the extremely cursed arts in the terminal.

They covered up the REALLY cursed one with the construction.  Who knows what would have happened then.

I’m curious about their reactions to Bluecifer

Everyone was appropriately delighted to see our Most Accursed Guardian and he gave them his blessing, and everyone felt notably better after that.  Blucifer himself is a deeply chaotic entity but also a benevolent one to anyone who shows the appropriate irreverence.

Everyone seems to have gotten over the initial shock, but rather than tempt fate by going up the mountain, We will go to the gardens to see the Corpse Flower and listen to me ramble about plants and why Drawing This Little Bitch In Particular Is Such A Pain In The Ass.

Okay but important question: Which is the REALLY cursed art in the terminal?  I mean they’re all incredibly cursed but is it the guy with the machine gun? The gargoyles the “size of a fifth grade boy” in the suitcases in baggage claim?  There are too many that radiate chaotic evil for me to narrow it down.