thelaughingrat:

squeakyfuzzies:

shittycryptids:

a rat that, instead of running a restaurant, runs a beauty salon.

“Yes, hello, do you have an appointment, miss? De Beanie is totally booked out it is.”

Beanie liked to do our nails. 💅 aka chew them off.

“I’m telling you, a good avocado oil moisturizer will do wonders for your cuticles. Also it tastes good and I’m going to love licking it off of your fingers.”

Lida Rose was also a first rate manicurist.