abutterflyscribbles:

immortal characters are always “a century is nothing to me, nothing but a fleeting moment in time” But the usually seem to keep track of time just fine. I want an immortal who disappears for three weeks and his friends are “dude where have you been why haven’t you answered our texts recently?” and they’re just “but I just did? why do you text so fast?” and they’re always late for appointments because they aim for a four or five day period around the date and kind of aim for the middle. “Has it been six months? It doesn’t feel like six months …”