Hobbits by how they feel about being picked up by Big People

penny-anna:

uhtcearemorning:

penny-anna:

Sam: not unless absolutely necessary & then will make complaining noises the whole time and refuse to co-operate

Merry: fine with it if it makes life easier. Occasionally enjoys being given piggy back rides etc (usually by Boromir)

Frodo: being picked up by big men w big stronk arms? Very nice. He’s down.

Pippin: heck yes, pick him up & tote him about whenever you like, he’s up for it At All Times, WILL complain when you want to put him down

In other words:

How Much Hobbits Enjoy Being Picked Up: A Scale Ranging from Skittish Cat to Toddler

i just realized i tagged boromir because i automatically assumed he’s the one picking up hobbits

that’s a fair assumption

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