Boromir: *carrying Frodo across a river*
Frodo: mmm this is nice
Frodo: can you just carry me the whole way
Boromir: …what all the way to Mordor
Frodo: yes please
Boromir: no
Frodo: I’ll be no trouble
Boromir: no.
Frodo: and you’re so big and strong…
Boromir: LOOK AT THAT we’re back on dry land down you go!
Frodo: aw 😦
*meanwhile*
Aragorn: *carrying Sam*
Sam: mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmm 😦
Aragorn: Sam please stop making that noise
Sam: mrRRRmmmRRRm
Aragorn: we’re almost across, look
Sam: mrmrmrmrmrmph
Aragorn: Sam
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