While in the fancy first class lounge
Me: *bringing back apple juice and shortbread*
@konekorambles: Thank youuu
Me: *proceeds to spill apple juice all over the table before managing to set the cup down*
Taylor: I cant take you anywhere
Taylor: *rips open shortbread qnd sends both cookies flying under the table*
Me: I cAnT TAkE yOu AnYwhErE
Both: *hysterical laughter*