solarfunk:

Why don’t more people love rats?

• Have complicated social structures.
• Always leave the skin off foods like tomatoes or cucumber.
• Will give you a manicure for free.
• Are sensitive lil souls.
• Wash like 99% of the day.
• Bounce like lil springs.
• Will love you no matter what.
• Care for & respect their elderly.
• Don’t even charge for kisses.

We should be more like rats.