Y’all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other
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author: sorry I’m jumping on this bandwagon and writing a fic with the same premise as all these other fics
me, has read 500 fics like this one and is prepared to read 500 more: please never apologize for giving the people (me) what they (also me) want
Corpse Flower
Hey everyone! if you’re in denver weekend after next there’s a very good chance you can see the corpse flower blooming! Even if you’re in denver now, you can see the (Still closed and stink-free) flower at the Denver Botanic Gardens, plus the rest fo the really awesome garden!
#pacific rim was too excited to hold back#’HERE LOOK AT WHAT WE MADE’
shout out to pacific rim for showing me what i paid to see
@darthplodder I answered your questions because I wanted to. And you said you wanted to see answers so this is what you get 😛
1. Favorite pizza topping
I am not generally a fan of pizza, I ate too much of it in college and ruined it for myself. If I have to pick, green olives.
2. Favorite fanfic genre
Is fluff a genre? I like fluff. I almost always prefer canon!verse, with a few exceptions. Like Pacific Rim aus. Is that a genre?
3. Favorite Star Wars character
AHSOKA FUCKING TANO
4. Favorite bird
Red tailed hawk! Exhibit A:
5. winter or summer?
Summerrrrrr I love the heat* give me all the heat please. *Dry heat that is, humidity is not my friend
6. Lake or ocean?
I am a being of air and fire, water does not suit me. If I must pick, ocean. I like listening to waves.
7. Forest or desert?
Hard choice, but probably forest. I love the shade and the quiet and the trees.
8. Favorite sound track
Ooh. Ladyhawke. Gotta love some 80s techno-fantasy.
9. Best park you’ve ever been to?
Hanging out in a city park in Munich was rather excellent. To a mountain child who mostly knows pine forests, that was like wandering in Mirkwood. Absolutely brilliant.
10. Best name for a pet you can think of?
I don’t know, I’m still pretty pleased with my rat duo Huckleberry and Finn.
11. What would you bring to a picnic?
Is this like, a potluck picnic? Because then from-scratch brownies. I make some hecka good brownies. If just a picnic I’m packing for myself, cold cuts and bread, maybe some chips or some cheese to munch on.
I’m too tired to come up with questions or tag people, but if anyone else feels like doing this, count this as a tag!
Ridiculously Easy.
“Ridiculously easy buttermilk biscuits!” You click the link. It’s a novella about finding inner peace in suburbia. You never knew you were disturbed till now.
“Ridiculously easy green beans!” You click the link, there are twelve ingredients. None of them are green beans.
“Ridiculously easy salted pistachio caramel latte coffee cake in three easy steps!” You click the link. There are twelve steps.
“Ridiculously easy marshmallow fondant!“ You click the link. It’s another novella about suburbia, this time about the dangers of feeding chemicals to your children. You wonder when you acquired these children and worry about their eyes. They are too bright, too happy, too shining…
“Ridiculously easy evaporated milk custard!*” *Must own own cow.
“Ridiculously easy shortcake in 12 steps!” You click the link. There are no steps.
“Ridiculously easy, easy to make, easy in three minutes, easy!” It doesn’t tell you what you’re making but you’re pretty certain it shouldn’t be hissing.
“Ridiculously easy,” the article reads, “easy, it’s so easy, easy” you hear laughing. Your face hurts why does your face hurt?
“It’s so easy,” you tell you friends, your smile is not your own. You can feel your teeth growing, “so easy, you’ll hardly feel a thing!”
Hunting through my recipe tag and oh god, this relic, this ancient post. My first ever post to get stolen by another website and turned into a meme. Good times.
OH GOD THIS WAS YOU??? MY MOM HAS THIS PRINTED OUT IN THE FAMILY RECIPE BOOK, SLIGHTLY MARRED BY CHOCOLATE CAKE.
It is I, the gothic shitposter. Before I was known for just vampires.
Petition for Welcome to Nightvale to hire me.
Credentials: everyone on this post who thought I copied and pasted one of their skits.
why do people try to pit star wars and star trek against each other when we all know damn well jim kirk would be all over that psychic twink with a laser sword
OP you are so wise
Just for clarification, which psychic twink are we talkin’ bout here? Anakin, Luke, or Kylo?
as if jim kirk would give an unrepentant fascist like kylo the time of day lmao
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