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Funny headcanon: Jedi are either seen as the biggest sluts in the galaxy or seen as incorruptibly pure when even kissing a Jedi is seen as defiling them
tikkunthisfuckingolam replied:
I think it’s probably that most of the galaxy thinks it’s the latter, if they know what a Jedi is. The Order is just so PURE and STOIC and they can’t get married so OBVIOUSLY they MUST be all totally boring emotionless homebodies whose idea of a hot night out is watching Galactic C-SPAN reruns. Right?!
The remainder of the galaxy has met the/a Jedi, and knows better. (And is still getting over it.)
Ok but there’s gotta be sOMEONE out there who is like, you make your sub(ordinate) call you MASTER? Kinky
LOL. I’m sure it’s at least fueled a nonzero number of Jedi-inspired Adult Films in the GFFA.
People on peaceful planets, who didn’t need a Jedi Intervention™ in last 50 years: Oh my gosh, the Jedi… so Pure… so D i g n i f i e d… #UltimateAsceticAesthetic
People on planets which had a Jedi Intervention™ in last 50 years: …and then Master Xiu did a fucking triple pirouette off the wall and decapitated 15 droids at once, HOT DAMN. I remember it like yesterday still. She had a private audience with King and Queen before the celebratory we-won-the-war-and-survived farewell banquet and all three of them were very late to the party, if you know what I mean. Jedi? CHASTE? Puh-lease.
People on planets which had a Kenobi-Skywalker Intervention™ during Clone Wars: *staring blankly into the distance* …and then Riva caught Knight Skywalker on holocall with Senator Amidala, and you know, Talus was like, pay up bitches, but then Selleh–you know, Selleh, our maintenance guy, does everything around the palace–comes in all “lol guess who fell out of closet when I opened it if not the the Dream Team”, and we’re like okay maybe it WAS platonic with the senator after all, BUT THEN *I* picked up the comm in Master Kenobi’s suite by mistake when I was on my cleaning rounds, and, I shit you not, it was the. Fucking. Duchess. Of. Mandalore??? And SHE’S like, ‘’ohh I’m SO sorry, it’s a mistake holocall, I wanted to reach, uh, Senator Amidala’’, YEAH SURE YOU DID. And we’re like, fuck, wait, all four–surely not? So who the fuck won the pool then? Did ANYONE even BET on THAT? Aaand that’s when Master Vos showed up, by the way, so we all just gave up and agreed to rework the WHOLE POOL. By the end of the day even Riva’s like, ‘damn, guys, what the hell goes on in that Jedi Temple??’, and Selleh’s like, “I’m starting to seriously question if I really want to know the answer to THAT question” while Meredith goes “I still think episode 457 of Jedi Documentary was staged, we have NOTHING conclusive here–” and Talus tried to strangle her at that point. What the fuck, man, I mean–and Padawan Tano, holy shit, six “diplomatic confidential calls” to a Pandoran holoreceiver in Coruscant Senate AND seven confidential calls to a Jedi Cruiser on secured private line, and like a fuckton of INCOMING CALLS from ALL over the galaxy on her private line–I saw the log myself, I’m not supposed to, but Hy’urk’tam let me peek, you know, just a little–she had, like over half of these numbers blocked. I mean, Togruta like this, she’s young, she’s popular, I know, right? But let me tell you, I didn’t know what jealousy MEANT until I saw Ahsoka Tano’s holocall logs. And man, it’s been three months, three. Fucking. Months since they left, and we still DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO WON THE fucking POOL–
😂 I love it!
Ozzys favourite thing to do is sniff cardboard tubes 🤪💜
when he sticks his head in the tube ❤
The Tea:
Hunk making everyone breakfast and using kosmo to deliver it was some Good Wholesome Content
i feel like the 501st during downtime is just a lot of
1) clones making self deprecating jokes and ahsoka and anakin being slightly horrified
2) anakin making self deprecating jokes and the clones and ahsoka being slightly horrified/concerned
3) the clones and ahsoka pranking their COs (rex and anakin) and then sending the video to other battalions
4) yelling. just, so. much. yelling.
5) rex being dragged everywhere and needed by everyone that fives eventually intervenes and threatens everyone to leave the captain alone for five. karking. minutes. or. he. WILL. send a rocket launcher up your ass.
6) ahsoka and some of the older clones messing with the shinys by making up more and more elaborate and unrealistic stories about anakin and rex. extra points to whoever gets rex to corroborate on an anakin story
7) troopers doing crazy shit because they’re bored and then having to make a stop to get supplies because SOMEONE exploded all the MREs when trying to ‘fix’ the kitchen droid
8) Shinys acting serious and being very Proper Soldiers and being flabbergasted when their sergeant does shots with the other sergeants to determine which squad is the best
9) dimly lit corridor deals with blind spots in security where a clone can get some of that really good correllian taffy one of the pilots snuck on board
10) napping piles. clones use extraordinary amounts of energy during battle and no one knows when they might suddenly be attacked so they usually end up napping on the floor wherever they drop
Gay culture is almost outting yourself to the whole office because someone was in your way and your first instinct is to go “Move, I’m gay!”
No offense but can ya’ll like also normalize trans guys that DON’T bind. Like there’s guys who don’t want to, choose not to because of the risks, and guys who CAN’T because of medical reasons. Not every Trans dude is wearing a binder 24/7 and some don’t ever.
when ppl are like “the internet is a public forum, you cant ask ppl not to reblog your posts, if its on your blog im allowed to reblog it”
its like………..yeah but have you ever heard of tact, or social cues, or minding your business……….like if you were in public and you overheard a person at the next table telling their friend about a terrible breakup or a family member dying or something super personal like that… you would not just jump in and join that conversation. it wouldnt be your place. just like its not your place to reblog ppl’s personal posts.
that doesnt mean you literally cant do it. it does mean that if youre asked not to do it, or even if the person doesnt specify but you know its a personal thing, and you still do it, ppl have the right to be upset with you. if you disrespect ppl’s boundaries, they will no longer want to be around you, in real life or on the internet. if you transgress social norms, there are social consequences, thats just how it works buddy.
so yeah. the internet is a public forum, please behave as you would in a public space and mind your own damn business.
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