I’m…I kinda want to see that antman and wasp (??? is that the title?) movie but. Evangeline lilly and like. I know that she also hates what they did with her character in That Franchise but I still see her name and my entire brain is just like NO
what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely understand how much what you said meant to me without me getting even more emotional and looking like a fucking nerd: an autobiography
Me @ my brain: idea? My brain: make the space wizards kiss. Me: again? i mean, i love them but i’ve done that like a bazillion time. My brain: softly this time. Me: damn you have the best ideas.
Send a number and a ship and I’ll write you a mini-fic
1. Did I do something wrong? 2. Maybe this was a bad idea. 3. I hate that I feel this way. 4. All you had to do was ask. 5. I just can’t fight this feeling anymore. 6. Just kiss me, you fool! 7. I love it when you do that. 8. I can’t think straight. 9. Sick of playing these games 10. Don’t tell anyone, please. 11. It’s 3am!!! 12. Well…That estimated quickly. 13. Well, that was even better than expected. 14. What could possibly go wrong? 15. That’s what I love about you. 16. I’m this close to killing you. 17. Well, that’s adorable. 18. I couldn’t help but overhear… 20. It’s not mine! I swear. 21. I don’t have time for your shit. 22. What in the world were you thinking? 23. how did you manage that? 24. If you do that One More Time… 25. Well, this is awkward. 26. You have GOT to be kidding me!! 27. Yeh, that killed the mood.. 28. That was unfairly cute. 29. “Oh, no she’s hot.” 30. Well, don’t look!!
Now that I’m studying bio, may I just say how fervently I wish my primary association with the words “alpha, beta, omega” was literally anything other than what it is
My nutrition professor was talking about vitamins and said, “the only reason you all even know the words alpha and omega is because of sororities,” and I wanted so badly to raise my hand and be like “if you’re gonna be a dick for some reason, please let me explain to you in depth my immediate connotations for those words”
I’m in training to become a phlebotomist and at my last class we did blood typing and let me tell you when I walked into the lab to see A/B/O written in massive letters on the whiteboard I felt six years come off my lifespan
once I used a phrase alpha and omega of something during a lecture and one of the students giggled so hysterically I *knew* and I looked at her and she looked at me, and let me tell you, this was the most profound moment of horror and understanding I have ever shared with another person
Every time I get my blood drawn from now on I’m gonna wonder if the phlebotomist is thinking about self-lubricating booty holes
so… u know what’s good??? butches wearing obnoxious straight dude fashions and making them amazing. like, frat boy stuff, the shit the dude who had to do it to ems wearing, fucking fedoras, all that shit. it’s so obnoxious on dudes but it is the BEST on butches. rb if u agree.
(this includes trans + nb girls and doesn’t include terfs)
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