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lizamon:

peaceful-wanderer:

nevver:

It’s Science! The Perfect Road Trip

brittneybrightside

y’all think this is cute and fun looking but as a bamf that drove 3,000+ miles across the country I can tell you that its not. When you get on I90 and your  GPS tells you to go straight for the next 450miles and you realize you could watch the entire Braveheart movie twice before you see anything other than cow pastures or corn fields you beg for death. I saw so much weird ass shit from towns with horses that wander like stray dogs and places where people say weird shit like “Sure dont!”. America is fucking bizzaro and a trip like this is only for the most Mad Max-iest of mother fuckers. 

But that’s the joy of roadtrips! (And I’ve done multiple 9+hr trips across Wyoming, I know about the void).  @little-eclipse-kitten let’s go

astalitha:

lacontradictionvivante:

I’m re-watching ANH and it’s the most hilarious thing. I live for Obi-Wan cutting that guy’s arm off in the cantina.

And in the context of the larger plot, he’s been hiding for years probably never using his lightsaber to keep his identity a secret. But man, you push Luke into a table??? Bitch the lightsaber is coming out!!! Don’t touch him!! Don’t even look at him!

He’s been holding in 19 years of Kenobi Drama, and someone gives him a chance to show off in front of his new padawan…

birdthany:

andhumanslovedstories:

andhumanslovedstories:

Now that I’m studying bio, may I just say how fervently I wish my primary association with the words “alpha, beta, omega” was literally anything other than what it is

My nutrition professor was talking about vitamins and said, “the only reason you all even know the words alpha and omega is because of sororities,” and I wanted so badly to raise my hand and be like “if you’re gonna be a dick for some reason, please let me explain to you in depth my immediate connotations for those words”

I’m in training to become a phlebotomist and at my last class we did blood typing and let me tell you when I walked into the lab to see A/B/O written in massive letters on the whiteboard I felt six years come off my lifespan

Unstoppable force (me, exhausted, grumpy, hungry, smelling mozzarella sticks) meets immoveable object (the sister, also exhausted, also grumpy, also hungry, cooking more mozzarella sticks than she is capable of eating on her own)

*watching a competition show, white man walks in wearing a kimono*

Me, internally: oh boy.

*man turns to show worlds tiniest manbun*

Me, internally: oh no

*man introduces self with “My name is jacob goldberg but my japanese name is–”*

Me, out loud: oh no

*”I live that life of Asian zen, ya know, in an american setting. I’m a modern samurai”*

Me, into the couch cushion: oh dear sweet jesus