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congalineofdurin:

kyrstin:

hear me out: a cutthroat kitchen-type contest for fanfic writers. contestants are given a different trope to write each round. sabotages include making an opponent write in first person, requiring them to write in a particular AU, making them incorporate the opening structure of my immortal. alton brown looks over your shoulder while you write the smut.

smutthroat kitchen

peopleareaproblem:

whitebear-ofthe-watertribe:

sirartwork:

reblog for noises

TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD TURN THE SOUND ON

*dry food crunches*

Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”

@captioned-vines

elenajones23:

kimolson1993:

dontstealmycake:

isabelle-simon:

my top 20 tv ships of all time
#8. rachel and joey – f . r  i . e . n . d . s
“it can’t be that hard, i mean, you’ve been in love before. just once. with you.”

#friends#forever bitter#see i don’t actually want a friends reunion because i don’t want it to ruin the ending i’ve decided in my head#which is that ross and rachel obviously broke up again#because the show made it abundantly clear they couldn’t work longterm#(which is why they couldn’t get together ‘permanently’ until the final episode)#rachel did finally go to paris#joey coincidentally got a role that filmed in paris#without ross in their faces they realized how well they worked#now they’re a power couple traveling the world going to film festivals and fashion weeks#their home base is next door to monica and chandler#and monica runs it as an airbnb when they’re gone#phoebe and mike live across the street#and none for ross geller bye#(they only see ross at holidays)#(monica has a drawer of pictures she puts out before ross comes over so he thinks they still care about him)#(ross is on his sixth or seventh wife; he gets older but the wives don’t)

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@dontstealmycake you’re a freaking genius because that the most realistic head-cannon ever.

penelopevalentine:

official-sauron:

bcfurs:

cakeisnotpie:

desidesidesi:

cortohdow:

glorfy-the-bright-haired-ellon:

elvenkingtranduil:

anonymoussong:

huntinthedwellin98:

un-rare:

let’s stop seeing sex as the biggest thing you can do to show someone you love them

everyone knows that the real way to show someone you love them is to find them a really cool rock. not a diamond. just a neat rock that you think they will enjoy

image

Not a rock THE  ARKENSTONE 

Why just one rock
Why not three
Why not the silmarils

#i’m pretty sure there’s an entire book on the topic ‘why not silmarils’  (x)

And one on why not the arkenstone

You’re right. Just get them a ring.

do not get them a ring

Can’t not reblog this again

filthy-rat:

averagefairy:

ok can we agree that the WORST feeling is when you’re just sitting around consciously procrastinating and you’re just overly aware that each second that passes is more time wasted and you like watch hours pass and you’re STILL procrastinating and you CANT STOP and your panicked brain is trapped inside a body that refuses to be productive and inside you’re screaming but outwardly you’re just eating chips