petty-crush:

“Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom”

-hey y’all! we got us a real director on our hands! This film is visually alive!

-(Set pieces! Creative camera placement! Unusual editing! Wowee!)

-this film is great: second only to the original “Jurassic Park” for me

+not coincidentally, the horror is the most amped up its been since that entry

-starts off smartly with a creepy, underwater sequence, complete with excellent use of shadows (in this case-of the sea creature)

-whereas the first “world” attempted to chide us with jaded feels about being awed, this film, through sheer directorial, craft, does inspire wonderment

-dinosaurs be causing shenanigans again, aided by human greed

-although the plot is mostly whatever, I will give it credit for having a child worth caring about, a chance to see our two leads bond slowly, and visual footage of Pratt’s character actually training and bonding with the dinosaur (why the fuck wasn’t this in the first film?)

-so many people in the audience seemed more interested in “the lore” of the series that they let it get in the way of a Spanish horror director giving some of the best visual treats in a major blockbuster in a long time

+ I say, focus on what it does well, on enjoying a film for its strengths, not trying to appear smarter than or “figure out” a film

-dinosaurs dealing with a exploding volcano is art, if you have the convictions

-I cannot believe director J.A. Bayona made me feel sad for a brontosaurus as it does its death crawl. Incredible

-the conceptual ambition and screen juggle of all the dinosaurs (notably as they fall to the ocean to avoid lava) is breathtaking

-seriously, some shots were so Argento like, all that was missing was Goblin (or similar prog)

-that is a great thing in my book

-can brilliant directing overcome a so so script +Yes; yes it can

-it’s quite hard for me to pick a favorite scene, but the floating oner shot as Howard and Smith try to escape the pod had my immediate attention

-the use of lighting (peep the indoraptor climbing down into the bedroom) is effective tricks resurrected

-I’m happy to say that genuine humor (context based and frame as playground) has re-entered the series

-the hard head dinosaur bowling over the cartel buyers is “three stooges” / “evil dead” worthy

-the entire audience was howling as the super raptor played with its tail and and opened its eye to the audience(but not the character)

-when the auctioneer ran like a coward, and his hair was afluffed, I wasn’t the only one to get trump imagery/mockery

-this is my preferred discourse, btw, does this person make a good candidate for lunch meat

-what a delightful, nightmare logic driven film

-Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard are used far, far better here

-Howard herself also looks breathtakingly beautiful; the gaffer must have a field day lighting her

-notice how Bayona had his camera directly under the super raptor so that it dominates the frame and scares us

-for that matter notice how the camera is always playfully moving

-it’s the frame as playground, the blocking (not the cutting) as the force behind our eyes. That’s great directing

-classic (visual) misdirection on the fate of the bad guy

-I suspect that all this human clone stuff will mean something in a future entry, but who cares because people are getting killed with painterly quality

-I love how this film does not give a fuck about sheer manipulation of geography to give us a girl scarred in her bed

-this makes me think of how the scary mansion needs to come back more

-the action on the super raptor falling to its death and then Blue jumping to touchdown pose is so fluid I can cry

-after a dismal first course, the second meal more than makes up for it; sheer blast, monster movie goodness, the horror I wanted to see in my dinosaur tales. A real hoot. One I wanna see again

Plot Bunnies, Plot Chickens, Etc.

picavenger14:

suz-123:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

spaci1701:

gallagherwitt:

As a lot of people aren’t familiar with plot creatures, I thought I’d shed some light on the members of the mental menagerie…

The Plot Bunny – Story ideas that come bounding in and start multiplying.

The Plot Chicken – They squawk, flap around, and shit everywhere, but
when you actually need to do something with them, they scatter.

The Plot Sloth – Takes its sweet goddamned time turning into something useful.

The Plot Mule – When you mash two plots together and get something
cool, but you can’t get a sequel out of it to save your life.

The
Plot Cat – Lazy little bastards who take up your headspace, scare away
all the other plot bunnies, but won’t actually do anything except lay
there.

The Plottweiler – Barks loudly and viciously so you can’t
ignore it, distracts you from everything else you want to write, but
leaves you too paralyzed with fear to actually put words down.

The Plot Squirrel – Cute, distracting, full of nuts, and just TRY to keep up with that train of thought.

The Plot Bedbug – Shows up during the night, chews on you so you can’t sleep, and disappears in the daylight.

The Plot Tick – Burrows in, bleeds you dry, and leaves you with the creepy-crawlies. Mostly preys on horror writers.

The Plotroach – Totally unappealing, but so tenacious they’ll survive anything until you finally give up and write them.

What Plot Creatures have you encountered?

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

Plot Goat – comes in strong, rams you in the stomach to make you sit down and type, then eats all your words.

@jrubalcaba @magellan-88

@darthplodder !!!!!!