Me: okay. Good day. Good movie. Turned in resignation in writing. Time for 12hrs of sleep before renfest, been up for 25, will be good to relax–
My brain: it is my professional opinion that now is the time tO PANIC
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when I say I want sapphic bodice rippers, I don’t just mean queer lady romance novels in general
no I want a total Regency trash fire with literal bodices being literally ripped
it’s 1810 and gay marriage is legal but that’s never explained, and a spirited young lass who only wants to be an artist despite her social cimbing family has massive sexual tension with the cold and closed-off Lady Fancypants until they wind up doing it in the hayloft
the title is To Wed A Wild Duchess and at least one character involved is Scottish
By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand! Men of the West!
Bless these women and bless this article. Read/see more here.
I’m not even going to lie, up until this instant I thought something was wrong with me (maybe that i was the ‘ugly kind of fat’?) because I didn’t think plus sized models were retouched so much. I know that sounds stupid, but I have never considered the reality that even the models of fat women are heavily doctored.
Same shit, different numbers.
Hey look it’s my catsuit!
not only are plus size models heavily retouched, but they also have to wear padding to make their curves curvier so that we hate ourselves for not having exaggerated curves on our beautiful lumpy bodies.
This is super important and belongs on my fashion blog. Don’t you ever feel ashamed, because your fat doesn’t look like the model fat! It’s the fashion industries fault for not being able to dress actual people!
literally everything is unisex if u stop giving a fuck
If Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom doesn’t give us anything else, at least we got baby Raptors from it!
if i were any prouder of ahsoka tano i’d be anakin skywalker
tbh every part of “rookies” is iconic
- “i just want to sit here and read my manuals”
- cody: i don’t want to deal with this so i’m making rex do it
- obi wan: looks your captain takes orders as well as you do
- “the name’s rex, but you’ll call me captain or sir”
- “didn’t say please”
- rex pretending to be a droid?????
- eels of unusual size? i don’t believe they exist
you forgot ‘good man, that cody’
“they left him in his growth jar too long” and the level of chill they are about one of their squadmates being eaten right in front of them by a giant fucking eel
imagine your otp… no. don’t imagine your otp. imagine my otp. and write fanfics about them. cause i need something to read.
Jurassic world 2=a very good stupid monster movie. I went in expecting a lot of action and very little plot and that’s exactly what I got. Much better than the first Jurassic world imo. Bonus no horrifically and unnecessarily drawn out deaths of marginalized characters (including no fridging off women). Screen time for rexy and lots of Blue. Good times.
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