Romeo: I would die for you. Juliette: Okay, well, let’s make sure that doesn’t happen. THIS SUMMER (Begin upbeat/exciting background music) Benvolio: She’s in love with Romeo but her parents want her to marry Royalty. Mercutio: That’s where I come in. SHAKESPEARE’S GREATEST TRAGEDY Romeo (grinning in realization): A marriage of convenience. Juliette (with hopeful laughter in voice): This could actually work! NOW BECOMES Romeo (to Mercutio): What do you get out of it? Mercutio: My inheritance, my parents stop pushing girls on me, and I get to keep doing your cousin. Benvolio: He gets to keep…yeah. THE GREATEST COMEDY (Shot of the four of them running through the streets, hollering, laughing with masquerade masks on) (Shot of Romeo) Romeo: We just have to avoid getting caught for…ever. (Tybalt talking to Paris) Tybalt: I don’t think they’re actually in love. (Mercutio kissing Ben in an alley) (Romeo taking Juliette’s hand as she smiles) (Back to Tybalt and Paris) Tybalt: I’m going to get to the bottom of this. (Shot of Benvolio) Benvolio: They won’t let us be together to we made things so we can be. (Juliette in a courtyard, to Mercutio) Juliette: You need to be more careful, all four of our lives are at stake here. (Tybalt and Mercutio at the wedding’s dessert table) Tybalt: If I ever find out that you were unfaithful to my cousin I will kill you. Mercutio (music stop):………….cool, cool, good to know. THIS TIME (Another shot of a silly action sequence) ROMEO AND JULIETTE (More comedy) HAVE A PLAN (no music for finishing sequence) Benvolio (denying Merc a kiss in public) We can’t… Mercutio: (playfully) Is it because I’m married? Benvolio: I don’t care that you’re married!…You know, in any other situation, that would make me sound so terrible–
What’s In a Name JULY 2018 PG-13
(Spoiler: Tybalt ends up with Paris and helps guard their secret. Everyone lives)
I know I usually cross post to tumblr and write something, but I’m currently parenting my little brother while the parents are out of town and I no longer have the energy necessary to move fingers and do the type thing. Enjoy the plotless fluff!
….I wanted to submit a final hurrah to the obikin challenge but the depression monster is kicking my ass so I’ll drop my 3k+ A/B/O filth extravaganza on everyone later I guess
Kanan, hovering over his student like a mother pigeon fretting over her only chick, literally second guessing every teaching decision he makes: “oh Force am I doing this right.”
Ahsoka Tano, punk rebel aunt who dropped out of Jedi highschool as she yeets Ezra’s crystal half a football field away: JUST DROPKICK HIS CRYSTAL OUT OF HIS HANDS AND ATTACK HIM WITHOUT WARNING, HE’LL BE FINE.
You know I’m so grateful that brooklyn nine nine has completely averted the trope of men who hate being married, dont really like their wife, or see getting married as being trapped. In the main cast. In the main case there are two men that are married, and one man in a domestic partnership. All three of them are portrayed as being absolutely devoted to their partners, and all of the characters love their relationships.
And then there is jake, who is engaged, and so in love with amy that he literally shouts it to the sky. He is 100% involved in the wedding planning, not because he “has” to but because he loves it and enthusiastically cares, and his greatest fear is that he will in some way fail as a husband in some way.
Brooklyn nine nine gets so much recognition for its diversity, as it should, but I have never seen such positive portrayals of masculinity on tv before.
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