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lurkingcrow:

I have insomnia so I’m hoping by the time I finish this my brain can rest. Anyway, earlier today during a chat with @generallkenobi I was playing with the most ridiculous ways to fix the SW universe and thought of this:

Every time Anakin is at risk of going dark he gets inundated with adorable kitties. How can you possibly remain caught up in negative emotions if you’re surrounded by floofs?

Anakin gets frustrated with the rules? Cute tooka meows and demands pets. Anakin comes out of the Chancellor’s rooms all moody? Stray tookas purr and twine around his ankles. Anakin gets too caught up in Rafe on campaign? Space tiger sits on him and starts grooming.

It solves everything!

Ok, you say, “but why does he basically become space kitty catnip?”, and that’s the beauty of this idea. Because cats (which I’m counting tookas as) are thought to be particularly sensitive to the whole spiritual plane, seeing things that we can’t etc. Like a certain blue ghost who has found a way to interact with the living world thanks to a.bit of persuasion and some manipulation of tuna cans… even as a ghost Qui-Gon Jinn lives to give the council headaches and his kitty minions get everywhere.

It starts out small, one of two in the temple at a time but he becomes more adept at things and soon there’s a tiny black tooka taking over Mace’s council chair and hissing at those who try to dislodge it.

There’s a purple one that likes to nap on Yoda’s head. He appears to be completely unperturbed by this fact which makes conversations the the old Master rather uncomfortable as said tooka just stares you down through it all.

There’s a large pushy white one that drops packets of tea on Obi-Wan’s paperwork when he’s been at it too long and yowls if he tries to ignore it. Cody very much appreciates this kitty. It is quiet and soft and likes to curl up in whatever available lap it can find until called upon to do its duty. He and the boys are working on getting it a proper commission.

Unlike the one Qui-Gon sicced on Anakin that is almost as bad as Artoo! In fact said tooka is known to ride around on top of the droid happily chirping at things when not snuggling Skywalker into submission… It has a fascination with his hand in particular and likes the scritches very much!

These are just the daily babysitters of course, when needed Qui-Gon will call upon whatever aid he can find and Rex still feels that the image of Generals Kenobi and Skywalker being accosted by Saber toothed tigers is one of the funniest things he’s ever seen…

Not the funniest because honestly EVERYONE agrees that the image of Count Dooku attempting to give his evil monologue while removing what seems like an endless stream of assorted kitties trying to climb up his pant legs is really hard to beat…

😂

littledipperpines:

littledipperpines:

there’s nothing wrong with overly self-indulgent shit like honestly

make that fuckin beauty and the beast au with your otp

draw your favorite character broken and bloody for no reason

make a self-insert that’s super important and powerful

write porn of that obscure ship centered entirely around your personal kinks

headcanon your faves as your sexuality, gender, etc

have fun man

i mean in the past i’ve made fun of all these things but i’ve grown up and chilled out and honestly? fiction is your platform to go nuts. have a great time. do what you want to

just respect other people’s boundaries and don’t go forcing your headcanons down other people’s throats, because they deserve to have a good time too

enjoy fiction however you want to and don’t let other people tell you how it’s supposed to be enjoyed

to all the people reblogging this and saying “except for this type of ship i don’t like”: get bent

dyingsighs:

skygawker:

amarielah:

bedlamsbard:

Early morning thoughts:

Since Obi-Wan tells Padme that he saw a security holo of Anakin killing younglings, but the holo that we see him watch in the Temple is actually of Anakin killing a master (Cin Drallig) and two padawans, does that mean he sat there and watched every security holo from Operation Knightfall he could find, trying to work himself up to rationalizing killing Anakin to himself?  And they just kept getting worse and worse until he finally got to the younglings and then he was like, “no, man, I can’t watch these anymore,” and went off to find Padme?

Knowing Obi-Wan, he probably did.

And with each one he watched, part of him was secretly hoping that he’d see something to indicate that Anakin was being coerced or, like, mind-controlled somehow, or anything to give him an excuse to believe Anakin hadn’t really gone to the dark side. At least he was hoping to see something that would explain why Anakin was doing it in a way Obi-Wan could maybe understand and use as leverage to talk Anakin down when they met. And then he finally got to the younglings recording and his hopes were dashed, because there’s no way to rationalize away that one.

This post now requires exorcism.

trohmankini:

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  • stretch marks, scars, moles, etc are totally ok
  • your body is wonderful exactly the way it is
  • please be kind to yourself
  • i love you so much