the-entire-eternal-spiral:

Morally grey: A character who does too much bad to be a good person, but does too much good to be a bad person.

Sympathetic villain: A character who is a bad person, but whose backstory/character arc makes you feel sorry for or sympathetic towards them.

Anti-hero: A character who does bad things to achieve a good goal.

Anti-villain: A character who does bad things to achieve a goal that they believe to be good, but is actually messed up.

Just plain annoying: A character who does bad things to achieve a bad goal but has one throwaway line about a hard childhood that is expected to put them into one of the aforementioned categories when in reality it just makes them annoying

melthedestroyer:

there’s a big difference between “i’m sad because a character i was emotionally invested in was killed off” and “this character’s death served no purpose, was used for shock value, and is the product of bad writing and i’m upset about that”

spookyghostiesandthings:

derpomatic:

glumshoe:

semoka:

glumshoe:

It’d really suck if I got ice or water-themed superpowers. I’d have to wear blue and white and gray instead of the reds and oranges I prefer.

wear the reds and oranges and pull an iceland/greenland on em

“I have cornered you in this aquarium, where your fire powers are useless!”

“Fire powers? Dude, I’m an ice hero. I freeze shit and manipulate water. Also, I love aquariums. Thanks for the free entry!”

“But… you’re dressed like Guy Fieri…?”

“Yeah haha. I have an autumnal complexion.”

Also, no superhero should have a name that gives away the power set.

Misdirection – “Get him, Lasereye!”
“Haha, my mirror will deflect your, wait, why are you made of stone now?”

They call him laser eye because he once blinded himself with a laser pointer and it was the funniest shit they’d ever seen

oreoprince:

listen……. ‘my love’ is literally the strongest and greatest pet name in existence. there is literally nothin better than somone callin you that….. especially when things are soft and quiet and they look at you with utter adoration and whisper “what’s the matter, my love??” or “i hope everything is okay with you, my love” like oh my god?? let me marry you already

so i was expected to cook a thing for dinner that ive never cooked before and everyone refused to give me any instructions bc it’s ‘easy’ so i ruined it and now i’m in my room contemplating death with no wifi except my phone hotspot and a phone that’s dying and no charger and some meds for the rats that need to go in the fridge but there’s no way in hell im facing my mom right now so i guess ill just stew

thelaughingrat:

squeakyfuzzies:

squeakyfuzzies:

Just in case anybody ever forgets that rats are predators too… This is a crinkly cat toy and golden oldie Momo loves viciously trying to kill those. She will not let go, so don’t get your fingers too close.

I have a video too but it’s bad quality so I’m not sure if I’ll upload it.

In any case, keep your other smaller animals (and bigger animals, for that matter) away from rats. 😊

She’s still old, so she needed a nap afterwards.

Murder!!! The Thing!!! and then…. be flatrat.

squeakyfuzzies:

thelaughingrat:

roboticfennec:

lesbeonn:

gripthumb:

cool

RAT TRAIL

RatChain RatChain RatChain RatChain RatChain RatChain RatChain RatChain

🎵 🎵

Rodents all over the world / join hands / start a rat train / a rat train…
🎵

🎵

🎶The next stop that we make will be food🎶

Tell all the folks in the pizzeria, and trash cans, too

Don’t you know that it’s time to hoard

And let this train keep on scuttling, all ratlings on board

🎶Well, well🎶

🎼🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶