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Darth Net: Star Wars characters invented by neural network

forcearama:

chloejanerememberthename:

lewisandquark:

Neural networks are a type of computer program that imitate the way humans learn. If you give them a long list of examples of anything – paint colors, Broadway musicals, cat names, and even guinea pig names – they’ll teach themselves how to generate similar examples.

Last week, I tried giving a neural network a list of Star Wars planets and sure enough, it was soon producing plausible planets that (mostly) would have passed without comment as part of the Star Wars universe.

Now, I try the same thing with Star Wars character names, thanks to another list from blog reader Chris Jones. It turns out that it works pretty well.

Garan Sande
Seran Bant
Bri Dalrhon
Joff Bala
Bun Bana
Betti
Cantha Boen
Cemenan Shilen
Carton Doylan
Wannaar
Jo Grailis
Greki Ves
Lar-V Male
Rob-V
Rachal
Slin Sran
Baran Saran
Rantar Tanter
Mana Kane
Captain Kreet

You’ll notice there’s a “captain” at the end of the list… the neural network would occasionally produce captains and commanders and admirals, but it’s rare that it would spell them correctly. This is because I was using some pretty aggressive dropout settings to prevent the neural network from memorizing entire names from the tiny input dataset. I was essentially forcing it to learn to function with only a small fraction of its neurons working at a time, so it had to stick to very simple rules that could be implemented with just a neuron or two. The upside: the neural network began to work with short Star Wars-y letter combinations rather than entire words. The downside: lots of “Cammanders” and “Anmirals”.

Inquisisor: Sarth Bertor
Grand Andiral Chenge Shelte
Anmiral Carn Daralo
Admira Sanos
Anmeral Teeran Salan
Cammander Copta
Carmander Sorod
Comtander Jan
Ganaral Danter

Some of the other names were also less than successful, but that’s not the neural network’s fault. It only knows about the words on its own list, not the rest of the English language. If a word sequence is pronounceable according to its rules, it’s perfectly valid as far as it knows.

Jan Moron
Reme Mold
Ban Sand
Mo-Da
Cat Dars
Werdo
Math Bins
Mad Danran
Santa Salane
Bun Mans
Bare Center
Granter Matter Broth

But my favorite part was the Sith lords.

There were enough Darths in the list that at the very lowest-creativity settings, everyone was a Sith lord. Here are some of my favorites:

Darth Teen
Darth Tannin
Darth Ben
Darth Toes
Darth Teena
Darth Darth
Dorth Darth Darth
Mon Darth
Man Darth
Darth Sans
Darth Band
Darth Mall
Darth Tall
Grand Moff Darth Salt

I would like to see the costumes for some of these.

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@forcearama @teslatricity @queenannadala

*cries* Ban Sand

dodgylogic:

onlyinankhmorpork:

fialleril:

pcklesthings:

romanimp:

oltanya:

gemcuttlefish:

bookhobbit:

poorlydescribedpterrybooks:

cenedrariva:

femvimes:

Describe the climax of your favorite Discworld book as poorly as possible

I’ll go first:

A berserk man solves a crime by yelling a children’s book underground

A banker/con artist sees a dog with a dildo and it gives him the freedom to confess to his crimes

A little girl fights off fairies by being greedy.

everyone get IN ON THIS

– Exhausted local man whacks a child’s terrifying haunted stick with a halfbrick in a sock and is blasted to another plane of reality for his pains

– A cranky old woman torments some vampires by not drinking a cup of tea

– Respectable young lady threatens some men and sort of discovers swearing, accidental reporter discovers his father is an even worse person than he thought

I was going to try and do this for Mort, but it’s kind of tge reverse situation in which the description of the climax sounds significantly more dire than it feels

Death hypocritically refuses to die on time. 

Goth Mary Poppins saves Christmas by thwarting an assassination attempt on Santa Claus.

@fialleril

A walking flowerpot declares independence and ruins the cattle industry.

The Inquisition didn’t expect that turtle.

The first book ends on a cliffhanger. It also stops the narrative at a very suspenseful point, to be continued in another installment.

@thebibliosphere

Cop almost kills a man for eating his hard boiled egg, before deciding to deescalate and arrest him for murder instead