penny-anna:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

see on the one hand I’m like ‘eowyn has the height and build of gwendoline christie’ but on the OTHER hand I’m like ‘eowyn is 5 foot nothing and post ent draft merry is almost as tall as her and she hates it’ and i genuinely don’t know which i prefer

merry, rocking up to ithilien for a visit, 4′10″: hey 🙂

eowyn, 5′0″: NO

merry: watch out I’m catching you up

eowyn: *softly* noooooooo

merry, mad at eowyn for some reason: that’s it I’m going to do it, I’m gonna grow taller than you

eowyn: can he… do that??

faramir: i have no idea

solarfunk:

Why don’t more people love rats?

  • Have complicated social structures.
  • Always leave the skin off foods like tomatoes or cucumber.
  • Will give you a manicure for free.
  • Are sensitive lil souls.
  • Wash like 99% of the day.
  • Bounce like lil springs.
  • Will love you no matter what.
  • Care for & respect their elderly.
  • Don’t even charge for kisses.

We should be more like rats.

little-eclipse-kitten:

While in the fancy first class lounge

Me: *bringing back apple juice and shortbread*

@konekorambles: Thank youuu

Me: *proceeds to spill apple juice all over the table before managing to set the cup down*

Taylor: I cant take you anywhere

Taylor: *rips open shortbread qnd sends both cookies flying under the table*

Me: I cAnT TAkE yOu AnYwhErE

Both: *hysterical laughter*