when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”
Remember at the end of Squire when Alanna rolls up to Kel like “Hey girl sorry I’ve been absent the last eight years the Patriarchy said I couldn’t help you out but those bastards forgot I faked being a boy for like a decade and ran circles around their asses lmao anyway I hope you liked all your presents” what an icon honestly
konekorambles 