transcoranic:

A couple nights ago I had a hyper-realistic dream about driving down about two miles of perfectly normal highway. The only even slightly bizarre thing about the entire dream was the man on the motorcycle who drove past me wearing incredibly accurate obi-wan kenobi cosplay

bactatank:

That diagram of the Jedi temple got me thinking that it would have a very collegiate atmosphere

  • “Wanna get some food?” “The refectory’s closed.” “What about the one in the east wing?” “They put so much cheese in EVERYTHING though.”
  • Younglings excusing themselves from class, using the restroom, and then taking “the long way” back (which takes forty-five minutes)
  • All sorts of nefarious goings-on happen in the meditation gardens after midnight
  • There’s a loth-cat loose in the dorms. No one knows who it belongs to, but it has been there for weeks.
  • Jocasta Nu would very much like to know who keeps changing the desktop backgrounds on the library computers to a close-up of Mace Windu’s angry face, although she’s not sure whether she would prefer to punish them or hire them on as an assistant
  • Kit Fisto is a bit of a legend in the dormitories, rumored to have scaled the Tower of Reconciliation on a dare using nothing but tied-together bedsheets. He demurrs when asked about it, which only adds more fuel to the fire.
  • Though not officially sanctioned, there is a temple radio station. Tune in late at night to hear everything from traditional Gungan music to deep cuts from outer rim punk bands
  • Quinlan Vos is a library napper #confirmed
  • Groups of padawans sneaking through the main hall at night, when everything is empty and silent, their giggles echoing off the vaulted ceiling and bouncing back at them from a thousand directions 
  • They say that the memorial to Qui-Gon Jinn in the Temple Spire is haunted. Every now and then a knight will camp out next to it in hopes of catching a glimpse of the paranormal, and some come back claiming to have heard strange sounds. Then again, they may have just been hearing Eeth Koth’s art-noise band rehearsing.

fallintolife:

fallintolife:

fallintolife:

fallintolife:

fallintolife:

I feel like my roommates are probably aliens and I’m teaching them how humans eat with my grocery choices

when I first moved in the fridge had like… water in it. and some mustard. definitely people things but ???

and then I bought a bigass jar of peanut butter and two days later… another jar of peanut butter appears. same size, same brand. uh.

I buy a box of cereal. more cereal appears.

I buy lactaid. silk soymilk appears.

I bought a jar of freakin’ mayo and a different mayo of the same size appeared in the fridge.

one day these aliens are going to find out that I’m allergic to most common foods, and boy are they gonna be mad

“this isn’t how humans eat?? was ours broken????”

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

Can tell Merry & Pippin apart, of course they can, what kind of question is that: Frodo, Sam

Could not initially tell Merry & Pippin apart but made an effort to learn their names & can now tell them apart: Aragorn, Boromir

Try as he might cannot consistently tell Merry & Pippin apart: Gimli

Can absolutely tell Merry & Pippin apart but pretends not to be able to: Gandalf

Cannot tell Merry & Pippin apart and not even trying: Legolas

where do merry and pippin fall on this spectrum

What do you mean you can’t tell us apart, I’m much taller??: Merry

“I’m Merry”: Pippin