destroy the idea of first love being the most important love
kill the concept of second/third/fourth loves being “consolation prizes”
abolish the notion that there is only one person who you can be happy with or that subsequent relationships are somehow “cheaper” because they weren’t your first romantic partner
Me: okay long day working with the birds and on my feet the whole time, tomorrow another bird shift and then gotta clean up the house before parents get back since i’m the only one that does it but i’m going to be in trouble if the house is a mess, hopefully I’m so exhausted I can just fall asleep–
My brain: have a panic attack about how your best friend will eventually hate your guts.
Me: What the fu…Or we could not do that because that’s stupid and baseless–
My brain: AND YOU WILL DESERVE IT.
Me: ……Jesus fucking Christ.