gallusrostromegalus:

bunjywunjy:

captainherasyndulla:

low-budget-mulan:

flowersandcosmos:

Not my normal post, but please spread this around!! I live fairly close to the fires and I know that is bad and how frightened they are! I lost my house in a fire once and the experience was traumatic. So if you, or someone you know lives in the area of the Paradise, or Malibu fires, please do this or share it if you don’t!

No no no no no. Do not leave food and water out for the animals. Definitely bring your animals in because the wild ones will be more frequent in your area but do not leave out food and water for them. They will become dependent on people and if that happens then they cannot survive on their own which harms them more in the long run. The department of wildlife has warned of this as it gets spread through social media every time we are on fire. The animals will be fine. They can find what they need.

Actually, you should probably leave out pans of water, because these animals are fleeing fire and need to cool down and recharge. Food, no; water, yes. They will be able to find food, but leaving some water out for them won’t hurt anything, I don’t think.

@bunjywunjy thoughts?

water is probably fine, I think? but absolutely avoid any contact with wild animals who show up. keep your own animals indoors out of reach, and stay out of their way and let them go about their business. stay safe out there!

OK we do this pretty much every year in CO and this is how it goes:

  • WATER IS FINE, WATER IS GOOD. Animals fleeing the fire are more dehydrated than anything else.  I reccomend filling up a kidde pool with a couple inches from the garden hose, and leave a couple large rocks in to stablize the pool/let things like birds and bees drink from it.  Also include a 2×4 with one end in the pool and the other over the edge to be an escape route for smaller animals.
    I also reccomend leaving some plates with a bit of water in them for really small animals like spiders, snakes, toads and other things that would have difficulty getting into the pool.
  • Beyond the necessary stuff to keep your own house safe in the event of fire, SKIP THE YARD WORK- you probably shouldn’t be exterting yourself in the smoke anyway, and fleeing animals will appreciate the additional cover.
  • LET THEM NAP. Most animals that come to your yard will usually keep moving within a day or so and are only there to rest until they’re well out of the smoke.  If you find an animal in your yard that isn’t obviously injured or ill, just give it a wide berth and let it rest.  If it’s in EXACTLY the same place after 48 hours, then you should call animal control.  
  • KEEP FOOD, PETS AND CHILDREN INSIDE. Keep your trash in the garage, bring in birdfeeders, and if you let your cats roam… just don’t in general, but right now is a super bad time becuase there’s hungry coyotes about. Stick your head out the back door and give your yard a quick look before letting the dog or children out and supervise them while they’re outside.
  • EXCEPTION TO THE FOOD RULE: GARDENS. When animals learn there’s food in houses or trash cans, that’s not great.  Foraging food off of plants like munching your tomatoes and that zucchini you weren’t going to eat is less of an issue, because it doesn’t really teach them to associate humans and houses with food.  Let them monch your crops.
  • SECURE YOUR HOUSE COMPLETELY- lock doors, block off any pet doors you have, cover your window wells,  and lock all your windows, even the ones on the upper floors.  This will keep both displaced wildlife AND smoke out of your home.  If possible, see if you can seal off your attic.  If not, make sure your attic acess is secured.  Racoons and bears are sneaky.
  • OBEY ANY AND ALL EVACUATION NOTICES, BURSH-CLEARING INSTRUCTIONS AND ANY OTHER INSTRUCTIONS GIVEN TO YOU BY EMERGENCY SERVICES.  Stay safe kids.

pipcomix:

vampireapologist:

pipcomix:

I love to be a homeowner. I’m responsible for so many extremely stupid things now

#CALL YOUR LANDLORD FUCK ITS ME. IM THE LANDLORD

i was the exact opposite bc I grew up in an old old house that always needed work and when I moved into my first apartment the landlord told me the bathroom still needed caulked and I didnt understand that meant she was sending someone to DO that so I caulked the entire bathroom and when the guy got there he went “did you……..Do This” and I was like “yes, and why, and who are you”

This is great he must have been so unnerved

invaderxan:

justsomeantifas:

jeff bezos: now that i’m the richest man on the planet with a net worth of over 100 billion dollars

jeff bezos: how about i create new ways to fuck over my employees and underpay them

jeff bezos: i’ve got it, i’ll legally not pay them while they’re still on the clock, and i’ll get the supreme court to agree with me

me: 

Jeff Bezos currently has a net worth of $133.2 billion

It’s remarkable to me that he could personally afford to fix Puerto Rico’s critical infrastructure, and still be among the top 10 billionaires in the USA afterwards. He could afford to completely repair Puerto Rico and still have enough money to be in the top 20. 

Jeff Bezos could afford to personally end world hunger for a year and still be among the top 10 US billionaires. He could feed the entire planet for 3 years and still be in the top 20.

If you had $133.2 billion in a savings account with an interest rate of 0.06% (the average rate), you would receive $79.9 million in interest every year without having to do anything. All he needs to do is keep breathing, and he will make 57 times more this year than an average US citizen will make in their entire lifetime

He could spend $80 million this year and would not even notice its absence.

It’s estimated that it would take $55 million and a year of work to fix Flint, MI’s water supply. 

I’m just saying. 

monica-geller:

anyway, fiscally conservative people are just as bad as socially conservative people. both schools of thought are rooted in pure and absolute selfishness and being fiscally conservative isn’t somehow made better by the fact that you’re socially liberal. i mean thanks for not wanting to stone gay people and all but ur fine with poor people dying cause they can’t afford healthcare so… weird flex 

todropscience:

bumblebeebats:

College professor type 1: any email you send them on Friday or after 4pm on a weekday is lost to the void. Gone. A whisper in the wind. Office hours? 7:00-7:15 on alternate tuesdays. My office is in Montana good fucking luck

College professor type 2: responds within 2 minutes at 3am on a weekend but only in single sentences with no punctuation

this is so real that scares me

dangerousyako:

the great thing about izuku midoriya is. he is just vibrating with indescribable energy. at all times he is the way i am after seven cups of coffee. he is always inhabited by the kind of manic drive that most people only glance at during a life-changing nervous breakdown in middle school. the only thing tethering him to this world and preventing him from flinging himself straight into the sun is probably his love for his mom. he is unrestrained by concepts like “pain” or “reality”. this little man has never met a lick of common sense in his life. when all might inevitably dies of old age izuku will physically transport himself and successfully fistfight god for his soul

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squeakyfuzzies:

thelaughingrat:

Theo was chewing on my book, so I distracted him with a butt skritch and gravity did the rest of the work.

#Theodore #rats #petrats #petratsofinstagram #ratsofinstagram
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EVERYBODY look at this perfect white tum tum.