insomniac-arrest:

reasons I’ve seen people staying on tumblr:

don’t understand twitter

don’t understand twitter

posts are in chronological order

spite

no other website has the same ambiance of gothic confusion and unrelatable obtuse content

they are a hapless pornbot who knows not of the end coming for their quivering female presenting nipples

mega spite

like normal spite but you’re posting dick pics before The End

Direct Contact with the Memes

god, wht the fuk even is twitter

they tried to leave but woke up again on tumblr like it’s the Groundhog’s Day movie

tentacledanger:

i can’t wait to still be followed by 38493790243 porn bots after december 17th because tumblr has never competently implemented anything before

fixursoul:

No matter how much you miss a toxic person, please don’t ever contact them again.. please. Don’t. It’s not worth it, you will be sad again regardless of the many times they told u it wouldn’t be that way anymore. You deserve nothing but happiness and it is not them.. You don’t ever need to feel drained and exhausted over a person

Real love will find u

lovely-rats:

A new toy came in!!! Believe it or not theres two rats in there

ariaste:

kinglieste:

i am incredibly tired of my editing application crashing so take this as it is lol

WHEEZING
ok guys NOW we can pack it in and move to a new hellsite, this is……. this is everything

boethiah:

hey, you, you’re finally awake. you were trying to post some nipples, right? walked right into that staff ambush, along with me and that pornbot over there

The Journey Begins

Thanks for joining me!

Good company in a journey makes the way seem shorter. — Izaak Walton

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argumate:

babyanimalgifs:

Me thinking about a joke I told last week

what the fuck, that’s way funnier than the screengrabs

infinitelyblankpage:

battenthecrosshatches:

Me @ writers: you just make that shit up from your brain???

*squints at the three lines in Word that have remained unchanged for weeks* In theory