gffa:
@fireflyfish had me read her absolutely ADORABLE Obianidala fic one night, as it was exactly what was needed to counter the Sads she was trying to give me and then, well, this happened:
gffa:
Luke & Leia: KISSING IS GROSS.
They don’t catch Obi-Obi and Papa doing it as much but it’s definitely gross then, too! And once Mumma and Obi-Obi and ALSO GROSS.fireflyfish:
Luke: One time I saw Papa and Obi-Obi kissing in the garage! *shakes his head* It was gross!
Leia: *nods emphatically* Totally gross. And I saw Mumma kiss Papa AND Obi-Obi TWICE this morning! *sticks her tongue out* GROSSEST!gffa:
Those poor, poor, traumatized children. It’s very sad and they can’t trust ANYONE not to do that really gross kissing thing.
It’s all right when Mumma or Papa or Obi-Obi kisses them on the cheek, even if they protest, it’s kind of nice and fun, but that’s not THAT kind of kissing and it doesn’t come with weird long looks or hugs that aren’t even a LITTLE about tickles!fireflyfish:
Luke and Leia tug on Padme’s skirts when she get smooches and they don’t. They demand attention. Maybe if they put up enough fuss, their parents will stop smooching.
Spoilers: They don’t.
One time Anakin decides to really make the twins squeal and he grabs Padme and goes full holo-drama kiss, complete with melodramatic dip and excessive kissing head movements. Padme is benevolently tolerant of the kiss and Obi-Wan gives it two thumbs up as Luke and Leia nearly DIE of toddler disgust.gffa:
The VERY worst is when Obi-Obi or Papa or Mumma are carrying them and someone stops them to kiss them WHILE LUKE AND LEIA ARE RIGHT THERE, grooooooss.fireflyfish:
One time Luke tried to push Mumma and Obi-Obi apart and he was BETRAYED when Obi-Obi decided to give him SMOOCHIES in retaliation. I mean, really! Obi-Obi is supposed to be the trustworthy parent! He’s supposed to be on their side!gffa:
Obi-Wan watches the twins, as they flop to the floor and writhe in exaggerated agony, howling about how they’re going to throw up and DIE from gross!
"How we doing over there?“ Anakin says, from where he still has Padme in a dip, one eye towards the kids flopping like goora fish out of the sea on the floor.
"They appear to have gone Full Skywalker,” Obi-Wan replies serenely.
"HEY.“
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